Apropos absolutely nothing to do with Christmas stockings, I heard today that Burger King – that’s right, BK – is unveiling a new cologne for men. It’s called Flame. According to Huliq News, “The news is that the Burger King cologne does not smell like a perfume, but the body spray for men smells like a hamburger.”
Why? No, seriously … WHY?
The good news is that I actually CAN tie this into the Christmas stocking theme! Burger King’s Flame: a great stocking stuffer for the guy who has everything, the boss you hate, your mailman, or your annoying vegan Aunt Betty.